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My Christmas-in-prison original m/m short story, "The Saturnalia Effect", comes out from Storm Moon Press tomorrow!

To thank my lj friends for all their support, I'm giving away a free copy tomorrow on my author-lj, heidi_violetta.

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The Saturnalia Effect with Violetta Vane
M/M Urban Fantasy | ~20,000 words
Release: Dec. 20, 2011 from Storm Moon Press

Troy Khoury is serving a life sentence in Westgate prison for a robbery gone wrong. He just wants to keep his head down and do his time, but he runs afoul of an old-timer named Franchetti. Franchetti offers Troy a simple choice: kill fellow inmate Daniel Amato by Christmas in exchange for protection, or be tortured and raped to death by Franchetti's heavy, Pliers. Troy's no killer, though, and Daniel is as gentle and calm as can be. But a prison is a small place, and time is running out. Troy must decide how much he's willing to sacrifice before the choice is taken from him.

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Title: before time there was a void until a voice said 'I' and was: "the million things that will kill us"
Author: heddychaa
Characters: Ten/Jack
Rating: R
Genre: Character Study
Wordcount: ~2702
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat, and the BBC.
Summary: The Doctor. And then, Jack. Always Jack.
A/N: The second part of a triptych I started with vulnerable and divine. This story belongs to that continuity and takes place after "Last of the Timelords". The whole triptych is based on the poem "instructions for a body" by Marty McConnell. azn_jack_fiend beta-d it and helped with characterization.

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Title: Whom We Can Love, We Can Hate (The Words Are Futile Devices Mix)
Author: heddychaa (with thanks to Mara.)
Characters: Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Lisa, Team Torchwood
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Angst, character study
Wordcount: ~3739
Warnings: Explicit sexuality
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat, and the BBC.
Summary: For Ianto, every conversation with Jack was actually two: the spoken back and forth, the small talk, the how will you be taking your coffee this morning sir,
    and then all the thousand questions underneath.
A/N: Written for Remix Redux 9: Love Potion No. 9, based on the absolutely lovely story Hate Can Pardon by Mara. Thank you to Mara for participating in the ficfest, and allowing me to get my sticky fingerprints all over their lovely story, and thanks also to the hosts of the ficfest who made all this madness possible and to azn_jack_fiend and count_to_seven for beta-ing. This story is post-Cyberwoman, with all the lovely tragedy that entails. Enjoy!

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Title: Or Coleslaw, in a Pinch
Authors: heddychaa & count_to_seven
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Wordcount: ~3100
Warnings/Contains: Oral sex, comeplay, dirty talk, masturbation
Disclaimer: Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies and the BBC.
Summary: Ianto has been studying and he wants to force the time of his exam.
A/N: Pre-“Cyberwoman”. The authors gratefully acknowledge azn_jack_fiend for her critical eye and the_cazualty for his suggestions on technique (We listened, we just couldn’t bring ourselves to use the term ‘pisshole’.).

( He hadn’t asked, but he’d hinted, like a cat in heat arching its back in the direction of the closest alley. )

Torchwood
The Technical Term is 'Weather Dissonance'
Team; Fluff, Gen; PG; 1070 words.
(If I Were You) I’d Fall In Love With Me
Jack, OCs, Cameo by a historical figure; Vignette; PG; 954 words.
Snag
Jack/Ianto, Tosh; Humour; PG; 642 words.
Does ANY Job in 10 Seconds or Less
John Hart; Humour; R; 899 words.
Control Me, Console Me
Jack/Ianto, Tosh, OAC; Angst; R; 1158 words.
And There Is a Place for Us
Jack/John; Post-Coe, Timey-Wimey; R; 1653 words.
Keeping Up with the Jones’
Ianto/Tosh, Ianto/Jack, past Ianto/Lisa; Fluff; PG-13; 649 words.
Ready or Not, Here I Come!
Jack/Ianto/Gwen; PWP; NC-17; 1555 words.
Pemmican Days
Jack/Ianto; Fluff, Domestic; PG-13; 857 words.
Go On Loving
Jack/Ianto; Romance, H/C; R; 628 words.
There Is Nothing Here Worth Saving
Owen, OFC; Angst, Backstory; R; 866 words.
Brittle
Jack/Ianto; Angstporn; NC-17; 1651 words.
Carte Blanche
Jack/Ianto; Sexy fluff; NC-17; 900 words.
Someone Get a Coat Hanger or Summat
Team; Fluff; PG-13; 829 words.
Pulling Rank
Jack/Rex; Vignette; R; 527 words.
Requisition #HO4646
Team; Humour; R; 504 words.
Daddy Issues
Jack/Ianto; Character study; R; 1803 words.
You're a Mean One
Gwen/Rhys, John, Ianto; Crackfic; R; 1242 words.
Baby I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm
Jack/Ianto, Jack/Estelle, Team; Romance; R; 1447 words.


Doctor Who
A Minute of Your Time, Captain
Jack/Zack; Vignette, Romance; PG; 962 words.
Women and Cats Will Do as They Please
Amy/Rory, Eleven; Crackfic; R; 1125 words.
The Pure and Simple Truth
Nine/Jack/Rose; Fluff; PG-13; 657 words.
The Doctor Still Dances
Eleven/Amy/Rory, (Nine/Jack/Rose); Sexy fluff; R; 1170 words.
Shell Man
Amy, Eleven, Jack; Fluff; PG-13; 1009 words.

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Title: Jumping In With Both Feet
Characters/Pairings: Nine/Jack/Rose
Genre: Fluff
Rating & Warnings: R
Wordcount: 435
Prompt & Prompter: taffimai: Jack/Nine/Rose, Playing in the surf!
Summary: When he looks over his shoulder for support, he finds just the grey expanse of beach, the thin grass clinging to the dunes, the kicked up sand and scattered clothing marking their trail from the TARDIS to the shore.

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Title: the dress looks nice on you
Characters/Pairings: Eleven/TARDIS
Genre: Fluff
Rating & Warnings: PG
Wordcount: 534
Prompt & Prompter: teamharkness: Doctor/TARDIS, You pick the Doctor.
Summary: He pulls a lovely polished brass lever and tilts his head up, watching the beautiful green of the centre column, the rhythmic rise and fall inside it like lungs. He can’t help but smile. All these years, and still so many surprises, every single day.

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Title: There was also that lovely private dinner that ended with a brief poisoning
Characters/Pairings: Ten/Donna
Genre: Fluff
Rating & Warnings: PG-13
Wordcount: 373
Prompt & Prompter: azn_jack_fiend: Ten/Donna, Waterskiing.
Summary: “I thought,” she announces, placing a hand on her hip, having to adjust the position when it lands uncomfortably on the knot of her sarong, “We agreed on something romantic.”

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Title: Eight Days a Week
Characters/Pairings: Amy/Rory
Genre: Fluff
Rating & Warnings: PG-13
Wordcount: 282
Prompt & Prompter: saintmaybe1121: Amy/Rory, Rory remembers waiting for Amy for over a thousand years. Because, really, was there anything ever more romantic than that in all of Who?
Summary: Amy takes a sip of her cocktail, resting her chin in her hand. She admires him as he preens, enjoying the attention.

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Author's Notes: For Valentines, a whole pile of Whoniverse ficlets celebrating love in its many, many (sometimes dysfunctional) forms. Written in reply to prompts on my journal.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat, and the BBC.


Read my Torchwood Valentines Sweets Here.

Title: (All)Ways
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto/OMC
Genre: Bittersweet porn
Rating & Warnings: NC-17, explicit sex
Wordcount: 1096
Prompt & Prompter: madder_rose: Jack/Dead Torchwood Agent ghost porn. "I will always love you"
Summary: It wasn’t a good day for Jack. It seemed like every corner he turned there was another dead Torchwood agent waiting there for him: irritated, disoriented by their surroundings, touching things they shouldn’t be touching, wanting a pound of his flesh.

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Title: As You Wish
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto/Tosh
Genre: Sexy Fluff
Rating & Warnings: R
Wordcount: 264
Prompt & Prompter: cen_sceal: Ianto/Jack/Tosh, because they have a biweekly fluff fest to deal with Monster Of The Week.
Summary: Jack groans aloud. “Ianto, what did we agree? We never let Tosh pick.”

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Title: White Lies
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Genre: Fluff
Rating & Warnings: R
Wordcount: 386
Prompt & Prompter: iceshade & count_to_seven: Jack/Ianto, Jack likes to cuddle.
Summary: “I’m your boss,” Jack replies matter-of-factly, taking the opportunity of Ianto’s return to position to nuzzle his nose against his neck lazily, “I set your schedule, remember?”

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Title: Over Easy
Characters/Pairings: Gwen/Owen
Genre: Dysfunctional Fluff
Rating & Warnings: R
Wordcount: 334
Prompt & Prompter: _lullabelle_: Gwen/Owen, something uncomfortably romantic.
Summary: Tossing her tangled hair out of her face, she turns to find Owen standing with a tray in his hands: plate, food, steam, glass of juice. All it needs is a bloody carnation in a tiny vase and it’ll be a full B&B romantic breakfast.

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Title: Flesh Wound
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Owen
Genre: Fluff
Rating & Warnings: R
Wordcount: 424
Prompt & Prompter: durayan: Jack/Ianto, Ianto rescuing Jack from...whatever stupid you want Jack to experience. Love strong!Ianto. Love Jack when he's wrong-footed.
Summary: “Because,” Jack replies, and there it goes, he’s raising his voice now, it’s echoing off the med-bay tiles, “You do stupid foolhardy things like taking a bullet for your boss who can’t die.”

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Author's Notes: For Valentines, a whole pile of Whoniverse ficlets celebrating love in its many, many (sometimes dysfunctional) forms. Written in reply to prompts on my journal.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat, and the BBC.


Read my Doctor Who Valentines Sweets Here.

Title: Meet Cute
Author: heddychaa
Characters: Jack, Jackie, Rose
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Angst
Wordcount: ~1000
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies, Steven Moffat, and the BBC.
Summary: "I went back to her estate in the Nineties, just once or twice, watched her growing up. Never said hello, time lines and all that."
A/N: For whoverse_las Challenge Eleven, based on the prompt "Chance Encounter". And woohoo, I won! I don't even know how it happened, lol, but there it is! Good luck to everyone playing in round 2!

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Title: Prudence Never Pays
Author: heddychaa & count_to_seven
Characters: Ianto/Jack/John
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Wordcount: ~6000
Warnings/Contains: Borderline dub-con, fisting, gunplay, humiliation, DP, triggering language, light bondage
Disclaimer: Torchwood's characters, concepts, and events belong to their respective owners, including but not limited to Russell T Davies and the BBC.
Summary: Jack’s return forces Ianto’s hand in confessing what he truly wants from their relationship (and how a certain unwanted visitor from Jack’s past could help provide it).
A/N: This fic is the result of a lot of back and forth enabling. Seriously, the two of us are soooo bad for each other. Or maybe good, IDK. Totally OTT, but come on, it’s porn. No buildup. Wall-to-wall porn. Takes place directly after the events of “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”. Beta-d by the fabulous kel_reiley, azn_jack_fiend, and better_late24.

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